Thanks to various sources, we have recieved intelligence that some are directly going against our authority. These people are very dangerous and they should be avoided whenever possible. If you see these people immediately contact us and we will be on the case. Tell us where you saw them, their name, and when you saw them.
SEBASTIAN
Sebastian is a Caucasian male who goes to school in the local area. According to Troll Troll, he made a dabbing website that is all about pro-dabbing. He actively dabs in front of DAB agent and resists authority. Level 4 agents have attempted to find him but cannot. He is known to go to Lego League. He is a Tier 4 threat to mankind. If you see him, then please do whatever it takes to immobilize him and then email us. But remember, don't look at him in the eyes or he might dab.
(Update: He has been officially pardoned due to not dabbing for several months. Only call now if you see him dab.)
(Update: He has been officially pardoned due to not dabbing for several months. Only call now if you see him dab.)
Cam Newton
Cam Newton is the world-famous founder of the dab. He began doing it during his Panther games and soon everyone was doing it. He is a Tier 5 threat and is the reason why everyone is the dabber's rebellion dabs. He is on the International List of Dangerous Dabbers. Although he probably will never be in his area, it is always a possibility. If you see him, then show no mercy and do anything possible to take him out. After you do, then email us and label it "ILDD FOUND!! URGENT!!" If you see him at a football game, then first try to take out all the cameras and lights, and then go to take him out.
Radical Robots Rule (RRR)
The RRR is a team in the FIRST Lego League that dabbed in front of hundreds of people. They actively resist authority and have scared countless innocents. The are Tier 3 threats. It is unknown if they live in our district or in a nearby one. If you see them immediately email us.
"My Brother, Micah"
There is no true evidence to prove that he is a dabber, but he told a DAB agent that Sebastian was at the back of the school and he was not. He is probably lying in order to get Sebastian off our tracks. He also has a Muppet profile picture, which we notified the Muppet Police about. He obviously is not in league with us, so he probably is a threat. If you have anymore information on Jarret or are a worker for The Muppet Police, then email us as soon as possible.
Note: We now know that Sebastian sent that email under Jarret's name so he is not necessarily a dabber, but he is still on this list because he is a Muppet criminal, and that the Muppet Police wanted us to spread awareness that Muppet criminals are dangerous.
Note 2: Jarrett has now severed all ties to Muppet Inc., and has been cleared.
Note: We now know that Sebastian sent that email under Jarret's name so he is not necessarily a dabber, but he is still on this list because he is a Muppet criminal, and that the Muppet Police wanted us to spread awareness that Muppet criminals are dangerous.
Note 2: Jarrett has now severed all ties to Muppet Inc., and has been cleared.
Brooke Babbitt
Brooke Babbitt is Logdotzip's sister. She is a Minecraft noob who dabbed while playing the keyboard and mouse TNT challenge. Although she probably is not in our area, she is on The International List of Dangerous Dabbers. She dabbed on Youtube after it was outlawed. If you get any words of the whereabouts of Brooke Babbitt, then email us immediately. She is a Tier 5 threat. Although she may look innocent, she has a long history of dabbing. You have been warned.
Link To The Proof Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNz5B_lv1OY (The dab is at 24 seconds) |
Logdotzip
As much as it pains me to say this, this hit Youtuber also dabs. However, he is not completely corrupted by it and only did a half-dab. He may have been forced to, or he might agree with dabbing, but he is a Tier 1 threat. If you have any information on his intentions, contact us. A good man's fate might rest in your hands!! He is in the same video as Brooke Babbitt.
(The dab is at 8:08)
(The dab is at 8:08)
AnDrew
Possible Dabbing. He is not confirmed and is said to be enemies with the almighty puff tard (picture on the left). If you see him dab then email us immediately. He may be dangerous!!
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Note: Don't actually try to take a celebrity out. You will probably get sued and it will not be good. If you are stupid and do it, then don't say who sent you or we will get sued. And then it will be not fun at all! So just don't do it. Also don't try to take stadium lights or TV cameras out.